Plastic Man
Written by: Ray DaviesPublished by: Davray Music/Carlin Music Corp.
Lyrics:
A man lives at the corner of the street,
And his neighbors think he's helpful and he's sweet,
'Cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand,
But no one knows he really is a plastic man.
He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes,
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose.
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums,
And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.
(Plastic bum)
Plastic man got no brain,
Plastic man don't feel no pain,
Plastic people look the same,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He can't disfigure, or disgrace,
Plastic man (plastic man).
He's got plastic flowers growing up the walls,
He eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork,
He likes plastic cups and saucers 'cause they never break,
And he likes to lick his gravy off a plastic plate.
Plastic man got no brain,
Plastic man don't feel no pain,
Plastic people look the same,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He can't disfigure, or disgrace,
Plastic man (plastic man).
He's got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac,
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
And his children wanna be plastic like their dad,
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got a phony smile that makes you think he understands,
But no one ever gets the truth from plastic man (plastic man)
Plastic man (plastic man).
This song can be found on the following releases:
mono mix (3:00), recorded Mar 1969 at Pye Studios (No. 2), LondonPlastic Man/King Kong | 28 Mar, 1969 | UK | Pye 7N 17724 | 7" vinyl single, 45 RPM |
Plastic Man/King Kong | Apr 1969 | Sweden/Norway | Pye 7N 17724 | 7" vinyl single, 45 RPM |
Plastic Man/King Kong | Apr 1969 | Denmark | Pye 7N 17724 | 7" vinyl single, 45 RPM |
The Great Lost Kinks Album | 25 Jan, 1973 | USA | Reprise MS 2127 | 12" vinyl LP (album), 33 1/3 RPM |
The File Series - The Kinks | 14 Oct, 1977 | UK | Pye FILD 001 | 12" vinyl 2-LP set (double album), 33 1/3 RPM |
20 Golden Greats | 20 Sep, 1978 | UK | Ronco (Pye) RPL 2031 | 12" vinyl LP (album), 33 1/3 RPM |
Spotlight On The Kinks | Mar 1981 | UK | PRT SPOT 1009 | 12" vinyl 2-LP set (double album), 33 1/3 RPM |
The Kinks' Greatest Hits - Dead End Street | 14 Oct, 1983 | UK | PRT KINK 1 | 12" vinyl LP (album) with bonus 10" vinyl disc, 33 1/3 RPM |
The Kinks' Greatest Hits | 3 Feb, 1984 | UK | PRT KINK 2 | 12" vinyl LP (album) with bonus 10" vinyl disc, 33 1/3 RPM |
The Kinks - Greatest Hits | 30 Nov, 1984 | UK | PRT KINK 7251 | 12" vinyl LP (album), 33 1/3 RPM |
The Kinks - 20th Anniversary Box Set | 7 Dec, 1984 | UK | PRT KINKX 7254 | 12" vinyl 2-LP set (double album), 33 1/3 RPM |
The Kinks - Greatest Hits | May 1985 | UK | PRT CDKINK 7251 | CD |
The Kinks Are Well Respected Men | 28 Sep, 1987 | UK | PRT PYL 7001 | 12" vinyl 2-LP set (double album), 33 1/3 RPM |
Hit Singles | 28 Sep, 1987 | UK | PRT PYL 4001 | 12" vinyl LP (album), 33 1/3 RPM |
Hit Singles | Jan 1988 | UK | PRT PYC 4001 | CD |
The Kinks Are Well Respected Men | Apr 1988 | UK | PRT PYC 7001 | 2 CD set |
The Ultimate Collection | 4 Sep, 1989 | UK | Castle Communications CTVLP 001 | 12" vinyl 2-LP set (double album), 33 1/3 RPM |
The Ultimate Collection | 4 Sep, 1989 | UK | Castle Communications CTVCD 001 | CD |
Fab Forty - The Singles Collection 1964-1970 | Feb 1991 | EEC | Decal CDLIK D 74 | 2 CD set |
You Really Got Me | May 1991 | EEC | Marble Arch CMA CD 109 | CD |
The Kinks | Sep 1991 | EEC | Music For Pleasure/EMI CD-MFP 5921/CDB 7 97481 2 | CD |
The Complete Collection | Nov 1991 | EEC | Castle Communications CCSCD 300 | CD |
The Kinks Story Vol. 2 1967-1971 | Jul 1992 | EEC | Castle Communications EUKCD 102 | CD |
The Definitive Collection (26 Original Recordings) | Sep 1993 | UK | Polygram TV 516 465-2 | CD |
The Very Best Of | Mar 1997 | UK | Polygram TV 537 554-2 | CD |
The Singles Collection/Waterloo Sunset | 29 Sep, 1997 | UK | Essential (Castle) ESSCD 592 (GAF 40 592 EFF) | 2 CD set |
Arthur Or The Decline And Fall Of The British Empire | 25 May, 1998 | UK | Essential/Castle Communications ESM CD 511 | CD |
The Ultimate Collection | 27 May, 2002 | UK | Sanctuary Records Group RTV0023 | 2 CD set |
Arthur Or The Decline And Fall Of The British Empire | 27 Sep, 2004 | UK | Sanctuary Midline SMRCD062 | CD |
Arthur Or The Decline And Fall Of The British Empire (Deluxe Edition) | 20 Jun, 2011 | UK | Sanctuary Records/Universal Music 273 227-4 | 2 CD set |
The Kinks In Mono | 21 Nov, 2011 | UK | Sanctuary/Universal Music 602527769448 | Multi CD box set |
stereo mix (3:02), recorded Mar 1969 at Pye Studios (No. 2), London
Star Parade | 1969 | Netherlands | SR International 79343 | 12" vinyl LP (album), 33 1/3 RPM |
Arthur Or The Decline And Fall Of The British Empire | 25 May, 1998 | UK | Essential/Castle Communications ESM CD 511 | CD |
Arthur Or The Decline And Fall Of The British Empire | 27 Sep, 2004 | UK | Sanctuary Midline SMRCD062 | CD |
Arthur Or The Decline And Fall Of The British Empire (Deluxe Edition) | 20 Jun, 2011 | UK | Sanctuary Records/Universal Music 273 227-4 | 2 CD set |
Waterloo Sunset - The Very Best Of The Kinks & Ray Davies | 13 Aug 2012 | UK | Sanctuary Records/Universal Music 371 248-9 | 2 CD set |
The Anthology - 1964-1971 | 17 Nov 2014 | UK | Sony/Legacy/BMG 88875021542 | Multi CD box set |
mono mix, BBC alteration of commercial release (3:08), recorded 2 Apr, 1969 at The Aeolian Hall, Studio 1, London
The Kinks At The BBC - Radio & TV Sessions And Concerts: 1964-1994 | 13 Aug 2012 | UK | Sanctuary Records/Universal Music 279 721-8 | Multi CD box set |
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