Chords for "Stand Up Comic"
Date: March 7, 2006 From: Leif Thiborg Riff: G D/F# E (continue) Now I don't mind if fifty thousand yobos beat me up outside a football ground on a Saturday afternoon. I'll still come out fighting. D'you know why? You've seen me on television. I'm the lowest common denominator. And this is all about yob culture. So welcome to jolly ol' England! I'm the stand up comic. E (hold) E7 Jack the Lad has become Oscar Wilde And the followers of style say it's the latest thing A7 And William Shakespeare is the schmooze of the week E7 And anyone who says different is a fuckin' antique B7 A7 E7 And Noel Coward has become very hard And the comic says "bollocks" and everybody laughs A riff A B And that's that Style, I mean Never was much, never has been G D A E But the little bit that was was all that we had G D A E E And the clown does a belch and we all belch back And that's that E7 Jack the Lad has become Fancy Dan And creating aggroculture with a rub-on tan A7 E7 And all the tearaways have got savior faire And the working class hero's got tinted hair B7 A7 E7 And a well-spoken hero from a yesteryear Walks out onto a stage and they all shout "queer!" A riff A B And that's that Manners, I mean Never was much, never has been G D A E But the little bit that was was all that we had G D A E And now the clown does a fart and we all fart back And that's that E D E E G A Stand up, stand up Can you hear me at the back? G D A All you wide boys standing in a row E D E G A G D A And the comic shouts and we all shout back And the mob says "follow" so we go Stand up, stand up.. Can you hear me at the back? And that's that E7 Well, I'm going down the pub now. You're welcome to join me if you like but I know you won't. You've all been watching too much television. Well, I'll be in the public bar, minding my own business. End: riff. e,d,b,g,g,e
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